"Okay loser! Let's see how much of a disgusting little pervert you want to be. I'm going to skim my psychic blade over your wimpy little cock. Don't be nervous, it will only burn a little. Firstly i'm gonna nip the tip my little gay subby boy. I promise i'll try not to hack the whole member off"
(Using toothepaste/vapour rub, deepheat etc dab a drop on the under side of your head)