39-Year-Old Virgin
How's this? You still won't cum for me? Wow, she must have a tight grip on you. What happens if you accidentally spurt? I mean, besides me laughing my ass off.
Oh, I know, I promised I wouldn't laugh. I'm sorry. But what would happen?
First of all you have to eat it... OK, that is the single grossest, most disturbing thing I've ever heard. Go on...
Secondly, you have to confess it to all your buddies on a bulletin board... Not so bad. I'm sure they understand.
Third, you have to do a punishment assignment from your Mistress. Like...
OK, like no touching for a week; no porn... that must be hard for someone like you; slapping your balls with a ruler - I could help you with that...Kidding!; putting a WHAT in your WHAT??? Never mind, I don't want to know, really. I get the idea.