39-Year-Old Virgin

39-Year-Old Virgin by markle

So, if I do THIS you still can't cum?

That's hilarious. I can't believe I've never heard of this before. Oh, we are going to have a LOT of fun, you and I.

Wait a minute. You stay here and keep, like, playing with yourself while I go in the back. Keep beating off until you can't hardly stand it anymore and then give me 2 minutes more before joining me, 'kay?