39-Year-Old Virgin

39-Year-Old Virgin by markle

But, goshdarnit, Bob, life just doesn't work that way, does it?

Keep jerking on your tiny cock there, Bob. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

3 weeks? Why 3 weeks? You're a single guy. You could do it every day if you wanted to.

Oh, you have problems ummm getting it up?

No? You're being denied by your on-line mistress? Wait, let me get this straight. You've been denied by every woman you've ever met in real life and you let a perfect stranger control the only outlet you have left?