But, goshdarnit, Bob, life just doesn't work that way, does it?
Keep jerking on your tiny cock there, Bob. When was the last time you had an orgasm?
3 weeks? Why 3 weeks? You're a single guy. You could do it every day if you wanted to.
Oh, you have problems ummm getting it up?
No? You're being denied by your on-line mistress? Wait, let me get this straight. You've been denied by every woman you've ever met in real life and you let a perfect stranger control the only outlet you have left?