39-Year-Old Virgin
Did you know I'm sexually active? My dad doesn't. It'll be our secret, OK?
I've had sex, like, so many times and I'm only 19. Do you think that's fair? That, like, some people get to have sex all the time and some people never do...ever?
Honestly, Bob, I think you're one of those people.
You know, it would be so easy for me to change that. I could be like a totally cool chick that gets you and understands what a great person you are on the inside. The girl you've always fantasized would break down the door to your bedroom, pull you away from your X-Box and just LOVE you.
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