Well, that didn't really make you very much more desireable. But don't worry sweetie, I have an idea.
I want you to go into the bathroom, and shave everything. You can leave the hair on top of your head and your eyebrows. Other than that, it there is hair on it... shave it!
Without all that hair around your thingy, it should look bigger!
Now go and don't come back until you're all smooth.