HA HA HA! Did you really think that I would show you my breasts? This is why It's called a tease. See I tease you, and you obey. I thought you would have figured it out by now. I think you need to thank me again.
Take that ruler and smack your balls one time each, now if you can remember how many times you stroked on the Miss Lay page, your done. If you can't remember or get it wrong slap each ball 50 times.
That's the correct number of strokes loser, 100. Moron can't even remember a simple thing.