Remember the days when flight attendants were actually nice and fluffed your pillow for you? Well you'll have to fluff yourself today.
Go ahead and stroke that little dick 150 times as you tell me about the worst flight you ever had. Than stroke it another 100 times as you describe the hottest stewardess you've ever seen.
I know some real man would help me join the mile high club, but then you'd get real jealouse. So maybe some other costume would be better.