Boy was I fooled

Boy was I fooled by unbrokenrebel

Oh that is just the best. Well lets see lay down on your back and grab a candle, one in each hand. Start dripping wax on yourself. Start with your chest and work your way down to your crotch. Go slow. I want at least 2 drops every square inch. Once you get to your little dickey I want you to hover over it for 1 min with both candles dripping wax onto it.