Hi there. You must be the stroker boy. I'm glad you finally made it.
That is, you are the the pervert who calls me five nights a week to talk about his horny fantasies.
*Giggles* I thought so. You look like a masturbation addict. I know it's hot out, but I want you to keep you clothes on until I tell you otherwise.
I'm a phone sex operator, not a prostitute. You won't be touching me, and I don't need to see what you're packing within 30 seconds of meeting.