The Babysitter
What!!!??? You "Just Can't!!???"
You stupid fucking fool! Stand up and SPREAD THOSE FUCKING legs so I can kick you with everything I have!!!
Better yet.... hump the air ... let that silly thing flop and ache because that's all you're going to get dickhead. Feel how excited and manly I've made you feel. She could NEVER make you feel like this and we both know it.
Well, ...you've pissed me off and blown it Johhny boy. So here's the deal that it will take for me NOT to tell anyone about what happened here.
My new babysitting fee is $200 / hr. And if you're thinking that you'll never see me like this again... ha ha ha .. quite the opposite.
I am going to torment you endlessly. There will be many more expensive, painful, achy sessions for you John. You will be made to regret this decision over and over and over tuggie!