How do I look? I'll bet your wife's clothes never looked so good.
She is such and uptight hag! It was hard to find anything sexy... let along SMALL enough to fit me.
I DO like these shoes though. And I'm going to keep them. You'll have to figure out something to tell her.
Actually, ...I plan on stealing MUCH more than her shoes <giggle>
Hey! No stroking yet piggy...
I want you to crawl over and lick the straps of my new shoes.