I am actually really happy that you couldn't get a job because now I get a chance to punish you for your slobbish behaviour.
If you are good and follow all of the rules I will be nice to you and maybe one day I will forgive you. However, you are a long way off redemption and I will be making this as painful and humiliating as possible for you!
In ways I hope you are bad, I hope you hate every second of it and resist completely. That way I can be as terrible to you as I want to you! You better behave slave boy or I will then get to have some real fun. How exiting!