You just can't stop staring can you?
Now me and the girls in the office have been chatting and Gemma reckons you've got a real thing for a nice pair ....of legs! And also she thinks you're 'into' me if you know what I mean! I told her it was rubbish and that we were just good friends but I thought I should get things straightened out and just ask you! Is there anything about me you like more than in just a friendly way? Anything at all? C'mon, you can tell me if there is, I won't be offended!......REALLY? MY BOOBS? Well well well, none of the girls were aware of that, especially not me, you must have been very subtly with your perving......well to tell you the truth, I've fancied you for ages, and have been dying to get down and dirty with you but I've got to make sure you're up to scratch!! So can we play my little game to see whether you get to enjoy a nice big handful of these then? Yes? Oh goody...