Self-bondage Challenge
Now take the loose-end side of the strings, and tie them both to the fixed point near your computer. Tie them securely enough that you will not be able to remove them without a cutting tool. Now the fun part, which I am sure you saw coming: connecting the clothespins to yourself. The two strings are identical because your body is symmetrical, so you will attach the clothespins from one string on your right side and other on your left, in a symmetric arrangement. Note that you will be attaching them in reverse of the order you tied them on to the string. For each clothespin, get as much flesh as possible within the peg. If possible, your skin should touch the spring that holds the two halves of the clothespin together. If not, then get as close as you can.
The picture on this slide shows the arrangement I want. You can see the string, and a green dot for each clothespin. The first set of five go on your inner thighs, starting above the knee and working up towards your genitals.
WOMEN: The next set of four is for your pussy lips. Start from the bottom and work your way up, adding four evenly-spaced clothespins to each lip.
MEN: The next set of seven is for your cock and balls. If your dick is six inches or longer when erect, then start with just one clothespin from each string on your balls, and work the remaining six up your cock from the base towards the tip. If your dick is shorter than six inches, then for each inch you are short, add one more clothespin from each string to your balls before starting on your dick. So if you are five inches long, then put two clothespins from each string on your balls and five on your dick. If you are four inches long, then put three from each string on your balls and four on your dick. I really hope that I don't have to explain it any farther than that!
For all of you, there is now a gap which should cover the distance from your crotch to your chest. Men have just three clothespins for the chest area, all right together. Attach the center one directly onto each of your nipples, oriented so that the string from your genitals is directed towards the center of your body. Then, using the center clothespin to pull your nipple out, attach the other two clothespins to your nipple on each side of the center one. Women, your first set of three clothespins go along the bottom side of each of your boobs, starting from the center of your body and moving outward. Then, attach the three clothespins right together to your nipples, just like the men did, except in the opposite direction. The string coming from clothespins already attached should be coming from the "outside" side of your body. Then take the last three clothespins of this section, and route them again from the inside out, along the top part of each of your boobs.
Finally, for both men and women, the last five clothespins go along your upper arm, from the shoulder towards the elbow. Make sure that they are far enough on the "forward" side of the arm, so that you can later put your hand into your handcuffs without disturbing them. Cross your hands behind your back to test this, but don't lock anything into the handcuffs yet.