I put on my prettiest lingerie and most seductive smile and asked you about what I had found when you got back.
You immediately got red in the face and looked sheepishly down at the floor. What a dead giveaway! YOU WERE GETTING OFF by wearing, from what I could tell, were very sexy undies.
I asked you if you would mind modeling a pair for me and I thought you were going to die.
You said NO
I said YES YOU WILL and again you said no - this time a bit less adamantly.