I see it didn't take much time for you to get an erection... you just popped right up, huh?
Get that smile off your face... I'm not impressed. Not remotely.
You can use lube if you want, but I hope you have enough precum to just use that. Now I want you to start stroking fast... get to the edge, as fast as you can... no warmup, just stroke it fast.
Edge for me, but don't you dare spill a drop.