Wow, that's pretty bad, huh? Keep holding it tight!
But look on the bright side! You'll be way happier getting a minimized, abandoned orgasm in the future! And you've learned a valuable lesson about what your tiny penis is and is not allowed to do.
Ok, I think it's been about two minutes, you can let go now.
Hmmm. A little bit came out, but not much. I'll take pity on you, we can just call that a drop. I don't feel I need to spank your balls any more.
Get that cage back on, now. Right away! No dawdling!