"This research has driven me for years now. In that time most of the sisters of this sorority have become intrigued as well. They are my assistants in this research, and we use many tactics to probe the male psyche."
"First, we strictly control how often our male subjects ejaculate, in order to account for their frustration level in our data. Then we placed these aroused males in various situations with female subjects and researchers. Some of these situations are quite contrived and artificial in their setting, while others are sprung on unwitting men in more natural environments. But I didn't need to tell you that, did I?"