Now that you're ready, perhaps i should get myself ready.
I hope your naked...
Lie on your back with your hands by your sides. Let me look at you. Just what i thought pathetic and underequipped.
Start stroking until you're hard....Are you hard? Yes? No? If not get out my sight.
Hard..It's still pathetic but for this we need some Lube....Did i tell you to get some from my list of items?
No so where is it coming from then.....Wank.....NOW....Take a condom and put it on. Then wank....Wank until you have filled that condom.