Five Days with Milla
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DAY 1: CLEANSING
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Welcome back!
A whole new day awaits you, boy!
Are you excited? You should be. This will be the first day of the new you.
And what a manly and sexy you that is.
Did you think about your promise you made yesterday, and about our little wager?
Don't worry, I hope we won't be using it again for the next five days.
Remember, it's all about how well you do on your tasks, because I will be judging you based on your performance.
If you are ready to do it, my first assignment for you is this:
HAVE FUN !
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Sounds too easy? Here's what I want you to do:
As a celebration of your commitment to change, you will be spending today, for maybe the first time in decades, in the prospect of having the single most fun day ever.
Have a nice, long shower, eat breakfast (maybe some eggs and fruits?), choose your favorite clothes, brush your teeth, really take your time and indulge in becoming absolutely perfect.
For some of you, this will be fairly easy, this means that you are on the right track, but don't be deceived into thinking that having a fun day will be any easier for you.
Then again, for some basement dwellers, you know who you are, this will be quite difficult to accomplish, especially if you haven't left your tiny room in months.
If the weather is bad, so what? It's the same for everybody. If it's good, then fucking smile.
Once you are out, I want you to do something entirely new. Maybe go for a walk, call up some friends you didn't meet in ages, start a vinyl collection, learn an instrument, the possibilities are virtually endless. Show me some spirit.
Variety is the spice of life, and leading an interesting life will make the girls flock towards you in no time. All women want is a fun guy to spend their time with, and today you will prove to me that you can be that guy.
Now get off your ass and do something worthwile, and don't come back unless you feel content in what you did today.