She makes her way to the kitchen, and puts the kettle on.
'So what will it be, udders? Shall I go ahead and share some of your secrets with your friends? How about I update your profile picture - swap your ugly face for a photo of some nice smooth breasts? Perhaps your status coud do with some updating too - what's the point of social media if you're not connecting with your friends right?'
Lucy begins typing: 'does anyone know of any good porn sites? i'm looking for anything with...'
She looks at your face and laughs. 'So we're agreed then? You'll work for me from now on'
you nod, realising you have no choice.
'Good' she says 'now, here are the new house rules...'