'Who, me?' she says, laughing at you again.
'I've just finished fucking your boyfriend, bitch - he's gone to the shops to pick me up a few things. So I guess you could say I'm his lover, his Mistress, his girlfriend, whatever.'
You stand there in shock as she fixes her long brown hair, unsure of what to say next.
'What, are you surprised?' she says with amusement, noticing how awkward you are getting 'We've just been waiting for the right time to tell you.'
'Tell me what?' you ask.
'Me and your boyfriend have been together for months, fatty. and can you blame him? We've seen your internet history, we know you're a dirty little porn addict and we know how much you dream about pussy. Your boyfriend's bored of you, repulsed by you, but he finds it handy having you around, you know, to fix things, clean up etc.
Last week he was going to split up with you, but I told him to wait. I told him I don't mind having you around, i mean, as if I haven't already fucked him while you're in the house anyway haha!
And I figured, since I have your internet history, you login details for all your websites - perhaps in exchange for me not sharing your filthy habits with your friends, you wouldn't mind staying here and working for me and him.'