My Sexy Flatmates...
*You begin to remember parts of last night*
You looked pretty out of place in the busy club, quite shy and not much of a dancer are you?
Well anyway, me and my flatmates were sharing a bottle of champagne at our table when one of your friends came over..
It was really loud and difficult to hear but he explained to us that you hadn't had much luck with the ladies in a while and told us it would really cheer you up if one of us asked you back to our place.
My girlfriends all giggled and weren't up for it, but I kinda felt sorry for you and I thought that if a girl as hot as me invited you back for some fun it would genuinely mean a lot to you. Unlike all the players and studs I normally bring home and then never call me again...
Maybe this will jog your memory? *Jess pulls the front of her sweater*