Skyping with Tiff and Dee
Tiffany90: shut up. well one night we were out at O'malley's, I was out with Sara and Jess, and he was there with that video game guy from elementary school, Bart, or Bradley or something.
Anyways that was the night I met Jeff, you remember Jeff?
Dee91x: That guy with the pineapple semen?
Tiffany90: YEsSSSZ lol!! Anyways, That was the night I met Jeff. But when Jeff went to the bathroom, some big asshole came up and tried putting his arm around me and shit.
I was already sure I was hooking up with Jeff at this point, so I wasn't interested. But he just kept pushing, so eventually I had to yell over to this guy and he pretended to be my brother. The huge guy got in a really big fight with him, and they both got thrown out of the bar. He's like my hero.
Dee91x: You kicked someone's ass for Tiff? Okay, maybe that's worth some respect.
Tiffany90: Well... anyways we're friends and that's what friends do. He fought for me, and I visited him in the hospital the next week. Twice actually!
Dee91x: Wait... I seriously can't believe this. So this guy got his ass kicked, got thrown out of a bar, and got put in the hospital for a week so that you could go give head to Jeff behind a pizza place?!
Dee, do you remember what your nickname was for months after that?!? Haha. We called Tiff "DW" - short for "Dumpster Whore"!! haha