Oh God, that's sad. Any real man would've stormed out of here the moment I called him a dumbass, but not you. You stuck around just long enough to prove what a pin-dicked loser you really are. Does knowing I wear a thong make the humiliation worthwhile?
Come on jerky boy, stroke a bit faster. Lube up if that's what you'd normally do. That's right, faster now. Tell me how much you loooovve doing this. Faster... Faster!
STOP!
There's no way I'm letting you shoot that nasty gunk in my office, it's bad enough you do it in the toilet. Instead, I think you should strip and get on your knees.
That's right, I said naked and on your knees NOW! Or do I need to scream about the pervert jacking off in my office?