Tie one shoelace around your nuts, not too tight, but enough to stay on. Tie the other side to your left ankle. Same with the other, tie it to your right ankle.
Use your belt to tie your wrists together. don't look at me with that stupid look, just do it.
Now, hobble around and pick up your bone (your dildo) with your mouth my little bitch. Crawl around like this to every room in the house.
When you get back, wait on your knees with your bone in your mouth for 2 minutes before continuing.