So you're the next guy to think you can earn an orgasm? You can try!
Let me explain the rules while you get undressed. Firstly if you don't follow all my instructions you're not allowed to cum here. If you want to cum anyway go somewhere else, if you really think you can earn an orgasm then stay and do as I say and maybe you'll cum. Maybe not.
You're going to need a few things for this...
Some clothes-pegs or clamps, about 4 or 5 will be fine
A little rope or string
A towel
A dildo or similar object
Aftershave, Rubbing Alcohol or Mouthwash. For the really adventurous Icy-Hot
Some Ice cubes, about 5 or 6 should do
A pen and paper for point scoring
A rubber band, any size will do
Once you've got all this we can begin.