Hahaa your suck a fucking loser look at you! I can't believe you have done this to yourself for some girl who you don't deserve to be with, not as a real man anyway, hopefully she may deem you worthy of cleaning her boots one day!
Ok now for the interesting part, we are going to play a little game!
I want you to check your phonebook for girls with the same first letter of your chosen mistresses name
Count how many girls there are then