Therapist Natasha Examines Your Orientation
How interesting...
So, out of ten, how would you rate that experience?
Hmm.. okay.
Now, I am going to just jot down some notes here. I'd like you to go wander off for a few minutes, clear your head - you can use the office computer out in the foyer to check your emails or catch up on some online news if you like.
Also, before we begin Test #2, I'll need you to run out and grab a sock and a paper towel tube or toilet paper tube.
Oh, and I'll need you to leave that condom and it's remnants here with me, for, um scientific measurements. Actually, if you could just toss it in that cup of hot water to preserve it's consistency that'd be perfect. How convienent is that?
Perfect, and I'll see you in 10-20 minutes when you're all rested up. Enjoy!