oh shit oh shit oh shit, the birthcontrol!
Oh I can't believe I let that happen! Fuck, quick I need you to help me! please?!
Take that condom from the cup an drop it into the little nest your sock has made at one end of the box...hurry!
Now pull the edges of the condom out over the sock, but make sure that warm load stays inside the box! oh god why'd I let this happen!?