Now before we do anything, I need you to go put on the kettle and bring me a nice mug of boiling tea, or water, or whatever nice hot drink you can make. Grab that and put it down beside the computer.
Also, unless you have a nice fake pussy around, I need you to do some quick arts and crafts for me. Go grab the cardboard from a pack of gum - you know the kind with the individual bubble packed pieces? Go get one of those, and a sock.
Take the cardboard packet and put it inside the sock. Push it all the way down to the toe. Then, I need you to take the toe of the sock, and push it about 2-3 inches inside the cardboard box.