Game Master - Cat and Mouse
Lets play a simple game first, open http://www.online-stopwatch.com/ and get the stop watch ready. In a new tab open http://www.happyhopper.org/.
Start the clock and time how long it takes you to complete the first level.
If you die, keep count of how many times then restart the game.
When you completed the first level stop the clock. Add the number of times you stopped to the minutes.
Keep a note of your time.
Stroke method:
If you don't have lube then use saliva.
Watch http://fantasti.cc/videos/permalink/xhamster/Mariah-slow-jerk/1554649/,
First two minutes: stroke your head with just two fingers.
Two - Four minutes: hold your balls while stroking your head with two fingers.
Four - Six minutes: hold the head in a fist, rubbing the head with the palm, twisting and swirling.
Six - End of video: Hold the head in a fist with your other hand and hold your balls. Twisting and swirling your hand.