Because all male loser masturbation is disgusting and wrong
Im going to lock you little penis in a chastity belt
Your cock cage will stay on permanently until (if ever) I decided to let your pathetic excuse for a cock out
Im going to tease you daily and make your balls swell and grow
Dont worry im sure they will be blue in no time!
Your loser cream will stay in your gross sack for as long as I want...
I forbid all masturbation and orgasms and Im going to deny any you may have in the future
Your going to be so frustrated!