Those pants look a little uncomfortable, why don't you take them off? Leave the underwear on for now. I just think it's so cute when a guy pitches a tent. It's a sign that he likes me. You do like me don't you?
Really? Hardon or no, it's a little hard to tell. I show up dressed like this, offer to play with you, and you haven't said one nice thing to me.
I'm not looking for an apology. I want you to look me in the eyes and tell me what you like about me. Go on, you can gently rub your tent while you do it.