The only things I shave are my legs, and that is only for work.
The rest is sufficiently covered in a business suit. And I don't do any kinky stuff on the job.
It's all work, all the time, or back to dear Blighty for me, and goodbye Land of Opportunity!
Wouldn't all the fellas at the company where I work like to know what I have going on under my outfit?
Would they get aroused, or disgusted?
Who's to say?