Speaking of which, my pig of a boss has been implying I could get a promotion for sexual favors. I'll just offer him a blowjob on the condition that he's blindfolded so I'm not self-conscious about it.
I'm not actually self-conscious about it, of course. I love sucking cock. I'm just going to make you do it. I guess you better shave thoroughly and sound as feminine as you can! Not to mention you'll need to suck his dick like a champion, since he's heard how good I am. But don't worry, we'll get you lots of practice.