Gayme Time

Gayme Time by NYorker

This fucker's smiling because he gets to keep his body hair. You, however, are not so lucky.


If you rolled a . . .

1) Kiss your pits goodbye. Shave them off.

2) You're going totally smooth. Everything below the neck comes off.

3) No more pubes for your. Shave it smooth.

4) Shave your chest and stomach bare.

5) I'm going to go ahead and give you a choice here. Shave your head, or just your eyebrows. It's one or the other.

6) Shave your legs. Now.


Once you're nice and smooth for me, I want you to edge for me. Twice.

Roll again, and continue.