Gayme Time

Gayme Time by NYorker

Now that you're all worked up, let's share your situation.


If you rolled a . . .

1) Take a photo of yourself. Set it as the desktop photo on your computer for a least 24 hours. Stroke 100 times while looking at it.

2) Stroke 200 times in front of a window with the curtains open or blinds up.

3) Take a photo of your erect dick and post it on the internet. Stroke 175 times looking at it.

4) Stroke 50 times with your front door open.

5) Turn all of the lights on, and stroke 75 times with the shades open.

6) Take a video of you edging and post it to the internet.


We're only halfway through, so take a breather, go soft, and when you're ready, roll the die and continue.

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