If you're still stroking yourself somehow, desist for now.
See that bowl there? That's your lunch.
Remember the rules, pet - use only your tongue. I want it empty.
Is it too soggy? Stop being a pussy and eat what's given to you!
Well, I'll give you a choice.
You can eat it anyway, or you can punch yourself in the balls as hard as you can 25 times. However, if there aren't tears in your eyes when you're done punching the balls, you will have to eat the cereal anyway.
Seems like you should just eat the food to me.
Pant like a dog as you lap it up!