I, however, am not so kind - and I already know what a pathetic loser you are.
Stick two fingers up your ass, NOW!
Now take that dildo sitting there and start giving it a nice blowjob.
Use proper technique! Kiss the head and gently tease it, then start deepthroating it.
Feel good, slut?
Take any precum you may be leaking and wipe it on the head of the dildo.
Keep sucking.