I'm not sure you deserve to see any more just yet, lean forward and spit on your balls for me, pretend it's my spit and rub it in, rub it in nice and slow, feel those balls and gently hold and squeeze them in your wet sack, spit down the length of your cock and gently stroke up and down so it coats the whole shaft making it moist and sticky...
Set the metronome to 330 and give me 100 strokes dirty bird...