Now you can untie your balls, and give me 100 slow strokes, 150 medium paced strokes, and 200 fast strokes.
Take a ruler, and hit your cock with it until you're no longer hard. The go to your (desk/table/dresser/etc) and put your cock on it, and put all of your books on it, starting with the biggest on the bottom. If your stack is not at least 1 foot high, then add other heave objects on the stack until it is 1 foot high. Now, pull your little dick from under the stack. The only thing you can use your hands for is keeping the stack from falling off the desk.