Reeling you in, Mr. Carlson - don't fight it.

Reeling you in, Mr. Carlson - don't fight it. by straightshooter

Mr. Carlson: And what a joke - I've heard that you don't even put out.

Chelsea: Mike! Where on EARTH did you hear such a crazy thing!? Maybe you should talk to all of my professors! Actually don't - that would ermbarrass them, hehe. You just probably overheard some of Natalie's boyfriends talkin' - those boneheads get so jealous, we got their dicks so twirled around our fingers, Mike, getting them to do our homework, to buy us things.......Would YOU like to buy something for me, Mike? Something shiny.....and sparkling? oooooooo! I think someone's penis is starting to get hard! hehe!