"Good. Tell me, what toys did you get?"
"Now, put some lube on the tip of the ass-toy. Make sure it's something with a base so that you can't lose inside yourself. Just gently press it against your asshole. Get it nice and loosened up. Make circular motions, and press a little harder as you go on. That's good. When your little butt is ready, push with your muscles while sitting on the toy. I want you to sit on it the whole time."
"Make circles with your ass on the chair. That feels cool, doesn't it? I thought you'd like it. Put some lube on the tip of the pussy-toy and rub it into your clit. Don't put it inside anything, just tease your little hooded friend. Count out a minute and a half of this."