Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley
Ok so now I want you to go and find a Ruler, once you've got that you need to measure that pin dick and compare it to this size chart...
-Less than 1 inch long: Thats not a penis, thats a clit you fucking loser!
-1 - 2 inches long: A textbook micro-dick, good luck satisfying any woman you fucking loser!
-2 - 4 inches long: The only thing that small dick is good for is making sexy girls like me laugh our asses off!
-5 inches: Just below average sized dick, still a fucking loser though!
-5.5 inches or more: Well you don't have a pin-dick but you've got nothing special going on down there .....I'd only fuck 9 inches and over *giggle*
So once you've measured that pathetic excuse for a penis I want you to grab a Sharpie permanent marker and write "PIN-DICK" on it, you will be expected to write this on your dicklette everyday from now on loser *haha*