That was funny to watch. Your hips moving back and forth as you tried to fuck your ass. Move back from the q-tip and then suck your precum off the tip. Keep the dildo in your ass and sit down. Grab your lotion and coat just the head of your cock with it. Use lots. Now stroke the head of your cock as fast as you can for 30 seconds. Can you get to the edge in that time? If you managed to get to the edge good for you do it again. If you didn't get to the edge grab the ruler in one hand and your balls in the other. Start to slap your balls with the ruler for 30 seconds and then try again. After getting to the edge twice or failing twice I think it is time to start challenging you. And for that I have a friend that wants to see just how far she can push you. Stand up and remove the dildo. Keep your legs spread apart and your hips jutted out so she can see how horny you are when she comes in.
Sorry but you are going to have to do alot more than you just did to get to see me naked.