Now I am starting to get turned on. Don't mind me while I undo my shiny, tight, black leather pants. I like opposites so since I am hot lets cool you down a little.
How many ice cubes did you bring?
If it is less than 5 squeeze your balls as hard as you can. Squeeze and relax, squeeze and relax. Do this 25 times then slap your balls 25 times. Hold them out in one hand and slap them with the other then go get 10 more ice cubes.
If it is less than 10 you can chose to either squeeze and relax your balls 25 times or slap them 25 times then go get 10 more ice cubes. Don't forget to thank me for allowing you to make a choice.
If you have 10 or more cubes push 3 deep in your ass. For the rest of you that had to go get more ice cubes push all of the ones you originally had deep into your ass.