Okay, I see. Well, at college you hid all of that so well, but I always knew there was something weird about you. Now I know! Strange things turn you on, so you hide it behind humour and other distractions!
So let me get this straight:
My feet turn you on, me being a bitch to you turns you on, not being allowed to cum and having to wait for permission to masturbate turns you on?
Facebook here I come!!! Hahaha!
No, I'm just kidding, sweetie! I'm not going to do that! Well, not if you're good anyway!