So, here's what I want you to do next!
First, make this current picture of me your Desktop Wallpaper. Have it so it stretches the width and height of your screen. Good dog.
Next, put a hairband or an elastic band around your balls. Don't put it too tight, just tight enough to keep them together and so the band doesn't fall off.
Then go back to Word and write out the following: "Mistress Annika owns me and I worship at her feet". And then, "Please don't tell Xenia that I'm a freak". I want to you alternate each line. First one then the other, 25 times each.
Do that, then come back to me.
Go.